I need a laugh, badly!!!!!!!!!

Words for Women to Live By

•  Aspire to be Barbie – the bitch has everything
• If the shoe fits – buy them in every color
• Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila
• When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties and deal with it(Baawwwaaahahahahahahaha)
• Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality
• I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here
• Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself
• Remember, wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
• Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest
• If it has Tyres or Testicles it’s gonna give you trouble
• By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong
•  ‘Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today’. Now smile and send to any girl suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life, who might need a reason to smile!

P.S. I’m having a really difficult time at work with my Senior. I seriously need to sit this woman down and tell her to get off her high horse!!!! She has an aura of “Self-importance” that I bet you’ll be blown away by. It.Is. That.Bad….. The Head of Dept just took me out for a coffee ‘cos she said that she can see that I’m going to explode….

P.P.S I got this in am email so have no idea where it stems from. Cheers to the Author!